“I could not rest, Watson, I could not sit quiet in my chair, if I thought that such a man as Professor Moriarty were walking the streets of London unchallenged.”

"You don't know about 'Leprechaun in the Hood'?"

they don't say farm, they say ranch out west

a cat's meow, a cow's moo, you know i can recite them all

Bob Dylan - Quinn the Eskimo; 1967 by tashificationable

"when all else fails, read the instructions"

"she had like 9 kids with like 12 fathers"

"its been a while..."

"you look like MC Hammer on crack, Humpty!"